Monday, September 21, 2009

more manly quotes

I have some more quotable quotes from HF that make me roll my eyes, but smile when he says them anyway. I don't know if he's actually used them on people while working, but I like to think he does. And I like to imagine that he says it like Chuck Norris would in Walker, Texas Ranger.

"You can say what you want, but you are going to do what I say"

"You can have the last word, but I get the last act."

and my personal favorite from ALIAS season 5:
(Jack Bristow watching agent Tom Grace at the firing range.)
Jack: I think you got him.
Tom: My mother always said, if somebody was worth shootin' once, they're worth shootin' twice.
Jack: I'm sorry I never met her. She sounds like my kind of woman.


Anonymous said...

She does sound like my kind of woman. :-)

911 and the Randomness.. said...

those are awesome! I'm gonna see if my DH says those too...

LOUDnPROUD said...

those are great! I too am going to ask what lines my dh uses.

Slamdunk said...

One time while patroling and talking to the Mrs. on the phone, I rolled up on some juveniles shooting fireworks in a church parking lot at 1 am.

I quickly dropped the phone on the seat and took care of the minor criminal infraction involving kids who were really scared to see a police car.

The Mrs. had stayed on the line long enough to hear me initially address the oldest kid in an authoritative southern drawl voice but with the gramatically incorrect: "Hey, where you supposed to be?"

The kid simply replied: "Home sir."

I think she repeated that conversation 50 times over the next month.