Try the anti-ticket donut!I found this at The Anti-Ticket Donut. On their homepage it says:
Out of excuses? Then try: The Anti-Ticket Donut! The Polite Way to Say, "Can we settle this here?" Keep this device in the glove box near the registration for your car.
If you are stopped by the police use such phrases as: “I can’t find my car’s registration, I only have this tasty donut”. Or say, “Instead of my driver’ license, wouldn’t you like to have this delicious donut?” The donut works best by itself, but it can be combined with other methods such as crying, whining, and begging.