in honor of our 7th wedding anniversary

These are some annoying things I do that HF has put up with for 7 years:

• I eat all the peanut butter ribbon out of the Peanut Butter Cup ice cream.
  
• I lay diagonally across the bed when I sleep.
• I booby trap the cupboards and the fridge so that when he opens them, all the food or dishes fall out. Sometimes I do it on purpose.
  
• I talk not only during previews in the theater, but during the movie as well (I only do this to HF, not when I'm out with friends).
• I ask questions and talk during the news or a tv show just as the newscaster or show answers whatever it is I'm asking HF-SO annoying, I know!
• I never put a trash bag liner in the trash can after taking the trash out.
• When we are shopping and I decide I don't want something I ditch it wherever we are (He personally sees to it that items are put back in their place. He's also never ditched a shopping cart in a parking lot. He takes it without fail to the cart corral. I always dare him not to do it)
• I wait until it's late and he's very tired and almost asleep to have meaningful conversations.
• I never fold or iron our laundry. I just kind of shove it all in the drawers.
• I check on the kids like a billion times in the middle of the night.
• When I'm having trouble making a decision between 2 items, I tell HF to make the decision for me. Then I choose the opposite of what he says.
• Just like a guy roommate, if he leaves a treat or something uneaten longer than a day, I eat it. (I was raised with 4 older brothers- they taught me this)
• If he has something that I like, it usually ends up being mine, like a t-shirt for example.
• I never fill up the Brita Filter
  

Here's what HF does that drives me crazy:

• always leaves the main floor bathroom light on without fail
• has a bunch of razors out at once, using them all. why don't you just use one until you can't use it anymore?
  
• takes the sheets and the comforter off of me while he is sleeping and wrestles and thrashes around and they either end up perfectly covering him or on the floor. I usually wake up freezing in the fetal position
• He points the shower head facing OUT of the shower!
• he hangs his baseball caps up on any decorative hook in the house when it's meant for a painting or some other decoration
• When he gets home in the morning he puts his clothes in a pile underneath the night stand next to the bed and tells me they are clean. I try and ignore it, but a few days later there is an even bigger pile of clothes that are "clean" that he has no intention of wearing twice.
• When he walks in, he leaves all of his "stuff" on top of the entertainment center which is somewhat near our door. It's like his personal dresser top. Then when he can't find anything, he asks me where it is. Sometimes I hate it that I know where it is.
  
• He puts all of the empty containers from his lunches in the trunk of his car. He only brings them in when I've run out of containers. The worst part is having to open them after they've been sitting forever and are covered in mold.
  
• He drives like an old man! He is overly careful. I appreciate that he is so careful and values the life of his passengers, but I really don't want to grow old while we run errands.
  

What's funny, is that these things have gone from annoying, to not a big deal anymore for the most part. As I have been helping to care for him so much this last year, it made these things become sort of endearing and truly, sarcasm aside, I would miss if he were gone. He has been gone so much that any 'sign' of him made me smile or brought me comfort. I realized that he never once has complained about the things I do that might annoy him. I also realized how much he needs me. We're in a good place right now. Learning through life and experience.

I was talking to my sister about this and she said that her husband puts all of his socks in a small garbage can. He doesn't match them together, he just puts them all in there and then fishes through it to find 2 matching socks whenever he gets dressed. He also hangs up his dirty clothes in his closet, but drapes his clean clothes all over their room! On the bed, on chairs, etc. WEIRD.

What are some "annoying" things you and/or your spouse do that you think you might miss if they were gone?