"After you graduate, you'll know just enough to get your @$$ kicked."
"Kick @$$, Take Names, Dominate, and own real estate." (whatever that means!!!???)
And my personal favorite: "If you look like food, you will be eaten."
I can't help it, but I picture HF's instructors looking like Chuck Norris or Steven Segal whenever HF relays one of these sayings to me. I know, these are meant to help the cadets out and keep them in check, but that's just a little insight into my mind/sense of humor. Everything HF tells me about the academy is played out in my mind with the following actors:
- Chuck Norris
- Steven Segal
- Charles Bronson
- Clint Eastwood
- Steve McQueen
- Mr. Miyagi
- the bad ex-military sensei in charge of all the cobra kai's
- Rex, as in Rex Kwan Do from Napoleon Dynamite