Various handcuff keys. Who knew they came in all different shapes, sizes, and colors? Oh, and a shell casing from rifle training. I think that one just landed in his clothes, I'm guessing he didn't pocket it on purpose.Previously found in the dryer:
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Wow, those look like instruments of torture, not keys.
Now that's funny. Has he left one of those mini-notebooks in his pants yet? You'll open the dryer and it will look like someone released confetti.
just how many cuff keys does he carry? You should buy him the pink one that they make now adays...
TG-he wasn't carrying these all at once. He owns a bunch, and loses them all- one at a time. They end up in the laundry and I add them to my collection of things I find. Eventually he notices things missing and asks me if I've seen such and such.
I actually just pulled a pair of latex gloves out of the dryer in the most recent load of laundry. Pens tend to be the most popular item FH likes to leave in his pockets (yeah, ask how I felt after washing all of our favorite, and some pretty new, clothes and discovered a pen in the midst of polka-dots).
However, I still prefer doing the laundry since FH washed my cell phone. Not on purpose, but it had a whole bunch of pictures and videos of my kiddies that I'll NEVER get back after trying multiple things. Sigh.
Good lord...the man needs to learn to empty his pockets better!
A couple of days ago my daughter was playing with my keys in the grocery check out line. I was actually driving the Jeep so I had my husband's keys, the clerk looked at the one being played with and mentioned that it was an unusual looking key. "Oh, that's a handcuff key"...not sure what shocked her more--my matter-of-fact tone or the explanation.
Dori, lol, that's just a handcuff key! I wonder if she assumed you were a cop or cops wife or if she was thinking kinky sex?
thats funny, i am glad my husband is a little ocd and never leaves anything in the pckets...in fact turns items right way out and folds them bfore placing in the basket! Hope he doesnt acidentally use them... sorry sir, you are going to be released, you will just have to wait here while i get something out of my clothes dryer
It is almost like you could add even more suspense to this topic by videoing you in a biohazard suit and opening the dryer door to explore the day's findings or something.
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