HF to Daisy: Rules are tools. They help us obey. And when we obey, we're happy all day!
Me: Is that what you tell the homies when you're handcuffing them?
Me: You should.
HF: Maybe I will.
Me: Where did you hear that anyway? Did you make it up?
HF: My mom used to say that to us when we were little. I think it's from a book.
HF to Daisy: What are rules?
Daisy: They're tools.
HF: And they what?
Daisy: Help us obey. . .
HF: And when we obey?
Daisy (grumbling): we're happy all day. . .
HF (obviously pleased with himself): There, problem solved.
Me: Uh huh.
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